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21+ · Brewed on the premises

The core four

Four beers that pour all year, brewed in the building you drink them in. The rest of the tap list moves faster than any website could keep up with, so it lives on Untappd.

Cruis’n Through

Cruis’n Through

Helles Lager

Astronaut standing up through the T-top of an '80s wedge, desert blurring past.

5% ABV · 16 IBU
Clean and malty. Golden in color. Nice and light with a mild sweetness from the malt bill. Hops: Tettnanger, Hallertau Mittelfruh. Yeast: Augustiner.
Cloud Punch

Cloud Punch

German Pilsner

Jet trainer in profile, astronaut in the cockpit, BA roundel on the tail.

5.2% ABV · 32 IBU
Light, crisp, golden in color. Balanced with a noble hop character finish. Hops: Tettnanger, Hallertau Mittelfruh, Saphir, Saaz. Yeast: Augustiner.
Phaser Fight

Phaser Fight

India Pale Ale

Astronaut mid-lunge, phaser drawn, acid-green bolts across lavender.

6.2% ABV · 45 IBU
Bright citrus and a bitter balance. More of an America/West(ish) IPA. Hops: Azacca, Strata, Citra, Belma. Yeast: London III.
Fake Landing

Fake Landing

Hazy IPA

Running across a red planet with stage curtains and cables overhead. The joke is the whole brand.

6.6% ABV · 25 IBU
This is somewhat of an oxymoron, but this is the clean hazy ipa I've yet to have. Fruity, very mild bitterness. NO adjuncts or lactose. Hops: El Dorado, Strata, Motueka, Wai-iti. Yeast: London III.

What's on tap
right now

Seasonals, one-offs and whatever just finished conditioning. Untappd is the live list — it updates itself, so it can't go stale the way a page like this would.

Live tap list
Hours
  • Sun11am – 10pm
  • MonClosed
  • TueClosed
  • Wed3pm – 10pm
  • Thu3pm – 12am
  • Fri3pm – 12am
  • Sat11am – 12am